Twitches and tweeks.

I am only able to devour ice cream when its accompanied by a fork (spoons change its taste)

I imbibe coffee as though its going out of style.. (Since age 6)

Chew Tums like candy

Would rather RAW cake batter OVER it baked

Snack, the entire time im cooking

Enjoy Sultry showers to the point of discomfort.

Skip gym days to avoid washing my hair

Answer my own questions, (in a different tone)

Frolic at my own jokes

{masticate the facts, my list will become vertically obesse.}